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Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving
Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.
by BMurderface July 17, 2015
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piggy pie

A sexual move where the woman proceeds to spit his ejaculate into the mans mouth
Person #1: did you just give me a piggy pie?
Person 2: yes, gross isn't it
by dechamp January 24, 2018
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snicker pie

A pie made with snickers, duh.
Yo man wanna go get a snicker pie at Denny's?
by Firefoxxx September 5, 2015
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apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.
"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"
by the apple pier January 12, 2013
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Sizzle Pie

A guy cums in a mug, and puts it in the microwave. When it starts boiling, he takes it out and splashes the scalding hot jizz on a girl's face. As her skin is bubbling like the cheese on a pizza, he tosses different toppings on her face.
After giving that chick a sizzle pie last night, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.
by Scrote McGee June 13, 2020
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Cutie-Pie

An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s to describe a female (or male) who who is adorable in a sexually attractive kind of way, by older straight men (or older straight women).

The word like 'Stud-Muffin' can be either a laudative, a tease or even a derogative depending on its' use and context. The phrase 'Cutie' refers to 'cute' and the phrase 'Pie' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'Sweet and Tasty'.

The phrase can also be used to cheer up an individual who has poor body image by someone you cares about them or is trying to be nice.
1)
Bill walked over to the bar, looking over at a young little thing who had to be at least 15 years his junior, summing up his confidence he told her, "Hey Cutie-Pie, can I uh... buy you a drink?"

She merely looked over to him, a little judgemental at first, but with a deep sigh in her mind, she simply replied, "sure stud, why not..."

2)
Lilly looked at herself in the mirror, crying softly as all her flaws made themselves known to her, crying at her 'misfortune', however Tommy never saw these flaws, he saw only the beauty of what lay about them, but one piece of her whole as he held her tightly and teased, "what's the matter Cutie-Pie, I know I'm not all that pretty, but you don't need to cry about it?"

Lilly simply laughed at his silly boyish remarks calling him, "stupid..." as they sat there alone in the darkness.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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scrottage pie

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.
Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.
by The Eagle Bear January 9, 2014
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