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swamp ass

Swampass is the upgraded way to tell if a homie is being legit fr ong. If a homie lies on swampass they aint a homie anymore
Person 1"yo brother did you hug my girl?"
Person 2 "naah bruv aint no way i hug dat b"
Person 1 "on swamp ass bro"
Person 2 "ok g u got me ther cu I hugged dat bbg and dat b wuz damp as fuukk slime...soory c"
Person 1 "wow bru the fuu that messed c but im glad we can be honasst"
by realone1c October 12, 2022
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Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Swamp healing

Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.
1: "How is your hangover?"

2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."

1:"What are you talking about?"

2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."

1: "Jesus! Did it work?"

2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"
by Slokums June 3, 2010
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Trap Swamp

the inhabitance of a conglomeration of three ogress trap queens laced with gin, good times, and fire mixtapes. you can often find them wearing black apparel, gathered around the TV hungover, and stuffing their faces. those who visit the Trap Swamp gave it 9/10 in pregames and 2/10 in sulkiness. they're also sponsored by Adidas.
Brad: I just went Trap Swamp last night for the first time.
Pitt: Oh but could you die????
by pinchen May 11, 2016
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swamp hoggy

A fat boo boo in the toilet. Particularly a rather green turd that spray paints the toilet bowl filled with a vast assortment of precarious chunks and giblets.
Damn you... really fucked that toilet up. Quite the massive swamp hoggy if I dont say so myself.
by Kyoda April 21, 2019
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wrong swamp

Formal: This term is used primarily when walking into a wrong classroom during the beginning of the semester.
Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs

Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.
Jim: “Hey guys I’m going to try to invade the enemy’s base and place a sentry...OMG it was the wrong swamp guys! Wrong Swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!
by FoxxyBeb January 6, 2018
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SWAMP DONKEY

When you are working on a rig And it is so hot that your Swamp Ass has traveled to your donkey dick
Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!
by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021
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