The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost
1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$
2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked
2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked
by The one #3 October 26, 2009
Get the Absolutely Freemug. Freeballin. When a guy goes without underwear in shorts that show his vpl (visible penis line) or his dick is visibly flopping around. It's especially common among jocks at the gym, or when playing basketball or volleyball.
by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006
Get the free swinginmug. The art of free-boobing it; in other words not wearing a bra under your garments in a public setting, or in other terms pulling an anal
by AnalShhh September 7, 2009
Get the Free-boobinmug. A word meaning someone who doesn't necessarily base their opinions on any particular creed or system of ideas, but based on their own intuition and perception of reality.
Also, a word hijacked by the Militant Atheist movement to mean, well, an atheist, with the obvious (but baseless) implication that free thought would never bring anyone to believe in a higher power.
Also, a word hijacked by the Militant Atheist movement to mean, well, an atheist, with the obvious (but baseless) implication that free thought would never bring anyone to believe in a higher power.
Joe didn't believe in any organized religion, but believed in his own form of God. Joe is a free thinker.
by quietmedic June 2, 2016
Get the free thinkermug. A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.
Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."
(5 minutes later)
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"
Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)
Student: (runs into the classroom)
Professor: "you JUST made it!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."
(5 minutes later)
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"
Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)
Student: (runs into the classroom)
Professor: "you JUST made it!"
by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011
Get the Free Birdmug. by thisisaveryshortname January 12, 2022
Get the Free Firemug. Noun- referring to a 40oz. of Old English 800. For the English term Toll Free meaning an uncharged phone call
by Akizza April 17, 2003
Get the toll freemug.