Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.

"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"

by Exactlybruh November 6, 2019

Thiccouliuas dong

A male appendage of similar width and length. This usually results in a misunderstanding. It is mistaken for a tumor and removed

My Thiccouliuas Dong is throbbing in Shrek's ass.

by Why you need my name June 20, 2019

Ding-Dong

A Ding-Dong is when someone is being stupid, commonly used during gaming, it could either be used when your friend/team mate dies or is just throwing

Bro Leo, your such a Ding-Dong, just stop acting sped

by ParchNugget3721 September 7, 2023

Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 August 19, 2016

dong flap

A large amount of flab that covers the groin area.

I'm so fat... I even have a dong flap!

by FartVadR February 27, 2017