Mason Day

Taking the day off work (when others have managed to make it in) as a result of an incredibly light dusting of snow on the ground. Made popular in the U.K. as a result of hysteria from ‘yellow’ warnings broadcast by the BBC.

Louis: “Where’s Gavin?”

Stuart: “He’s having a Mason Day”

Louis: “But it’s not snowing!?”

Stuart: “.....”

by rdjm01 May 17, 2018

Mason logan

A monkey that has no purpose on this planet and who lives a basic simple life with their parents

Hey man a went to go see animals at the zoo today but a only saw a lot of mason Logan’s

by Coles a woman 69 January 19, 2022

Mason Williams

A prolific actor and a common contender in Leo's Coney Island hot dog eating contest in NYC. This phrase is also used for someone that gives up their lunch money to bullies.

"This guy is Mason Williams, he is so good at eating hotdogs and he gave me his lunch money!"

by EdwardDodge May 25, 2023

The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic

I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife

by That bottom bitch November 5, 2020

mason dissick

Cute little son of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott dissick

"Mason dissick is so cute"

by 1783trap May 26, 2015

Mason S.

The best guy in the world, he's handsome in that he has hands, and he can make you feel good about yourself even if you have just committed murder.

You're almost as cool as Mason S.

by UrBannMe November 26, 2021

Mason Blake

When your parents walk in on u busting a fat load

Man I was just in my room and all of sudden I pulled a mason Blake. So awkward

by Chickinfinger47 February 11, 2022