Hair Down There

A term used to describe having pubic hair on your genitals.

Bobby: Hey guys! I got hair down there!

Timmy: Can I see?

Bobby: No! You perv!

by SulfurOG December 26, 2017

Peanut hairs

Shit particles that latches on your butt hole hair.

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs

by Conklol August 3, 2013

hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.

girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"

by E. Kavanagh April 8, 2009

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010

DT hair

David Tennant (10th doctor's) amazing hair

You guys, he had DT hair.

by ila gardner March 28, 2019

hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.

Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts

by Twotalk November 12, 2015

Studio hair

The horizontal part you get in your fro from working on your mixtape with studio headphones

"What's up with your head bro"
"It's Studio hair from working on this fire mixtape"

by Jjlees133 March 20, 2017