Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008

cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

Cooter

It’s a scooter but without the s. When someone is riding a scooter you should say for example. “Wow a cooter in the wild”. “Wow is that a cooter'!” Another definition is a old scooter like a boomer scooter. So it is a boomer scooter which is a cooter

Wow that’s a cooter

by Cooterkid27 December 26, 2019

Cooter

A good looking white boy that I'd often seen drive a large red and white peterbilt wrecker in west Texas .

Cooter is out winching a Schlumberger truck out of the mud again .

by Cooter July 18, 2018

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Cooters

Slang for when something, like a puppy or baby, is so cute that instead of saying it's cuters you say cooters

That little puppy if yours is so cooters

by Henry's Hot Dogs September 19, 2022

Cooter

Another word for vagina

Hey that chick has one tight cooter

by DrGashingtons July 18, 2016