crusty earplugs

When you cum in your girls ears and it drys

Last night I gave my girl crusty earplugs

by Killingmyself69 December 21, 2016

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012

crusty rugly

bare crusty and ugly. like so unattractive in every way that if they even came onto you or looked at you you would stomp their face and then burn your shoes and buy new ones. either that or start crying. they usually think they hot too.

special girl: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!
me: ew he are them crusty rugly. you am these paedo.

by lloyyd May 21, 2010

crusty dusty

a cracker

"do you wanna grab some snacks from the pantry?"
"sure, what about a crusty dusty?"

by gay-rat October 17, 2022

crusty bobber

A old dildo that you reuse

I need to find my crusty bobber now!!!

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014

crusty clegbit

Piece of dried up shit caught up in arsehair. Popularised by welsh mountain sheep and brought into mainstream usage by perverted farmers.

"Bollocks, forgot m'fookin wellies. Ahhhh I know I'll hold on to the crusty clegbit"

by Edward D June 13, 2007

crusty crab

to have sex with arcadio

to smash white girls hardcore, with crusty dick; crusty crab

by niggggggaaaaaa November 15, 2006