Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.

I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.

by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010

Hurricane Anal

When a hurricane passes by you on the coast, but circles back and comes in the back door.

Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!

by Urban humor October 6, 2016

platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.

MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."

by Terio Marin May 22, 2016

lit anal

a combination of fictional literature and analytical readings.

oh i just finished my lit anal!

by LOVEpuppies100 May 2, 2017

Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011

anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.

anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."

by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009