Fart

The cry of an imprisoned turd!

Everytime I fart it's like my turds are crying to be released from the prison confines of my asshole.

by Servinmervin November 22, 2021

Global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts

noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.

After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.

by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025

fart cupcake

Someone or something who looks pretty but is really crummy

bruce Jenner is a real fart cupcake everyone thinks she's pretty then they look down

by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016

gravitational fart

to shit your pants

"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."

by coolbean_z August 16, 2023

Fart Sandwich

A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.

Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.

by Dr Irka January 2, 2021

Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.

I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.

by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021

Hack fart

Predictable political viewpoint espoused dogmatically by uninformed trolls

"Why would I care about that guy's hack farts?"

by mattthecoxcomb March 6, 2020