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Double scoop

When a person or persons uses two technology devices at the same time.
In relation to triple-dip: when a person or persons is using three technology devices at once.
Can add the suffix split to specify that more than one person is involved in the moment.
Mild "old-school example": a person is talking on the phone while watching TV. Ex: "did you hear me, or did you double scoop?"
Moderate: using your iPhone to check Facebook, while surfing the Internet on your iPad. "omg I double scoop all the time, do u?"

Extreme example: talking on the iPhone while you check a text on same phone, and Instant messaging on your computer. This might also be referred to as a triple-double.
by Liberdade Franklin January 7, 2012
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Double bogging

When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.
I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.
by WillyTheSmink February 2, 2024
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Double Decker

When you take a shit in the toilet tank instead of the toilet bowl.
Guy 1: Dude I just took a Double Decker!

Guy 2: Aw no way man, right in the hotel bathroom! Right on!
by Triangle smacker December 29, 2019
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San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special

When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.
Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.
by BjLacr October 31, 2022
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Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
by anonymous August 18, 2021
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Double-Faced Entendre

Somebody with two completely different personalities, hiding the bad from the public.
She was a Double-Faced Entendre, I felt controlled and emotionally abused.
by krqus June 25, 2021
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Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.
Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the carol service.
by Dismal Scientist December 16, 2023
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