A stupid person who tries to steal your best friend by hanging out with you and your best friend.
For example they are the only person who can sit next to your best friend.
For example they are the only person who can sit next to your best friend.
by Bowgirl April 7, 2019
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1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.
1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."
Just a nice guy.
2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"
You are trying to help.
3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."
You don't wanna remember.
4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."
You sadly have to remember.
5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."
You will never forget what he had done.
The single best friend .
1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."
Just a nice guy.
2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"
You are trying to help.
3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."
You don't wanna remember.
4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."
You sadly have to remember.
5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."
You will never forget what he had done.
The single best friend .
by Patpatcat :3 January 5, 2017
Get the The single best friend mug.This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.
Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy
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