Sucks like a bag of Richards.

Work/family friendly version of "Sucks like a bag of dicks."

It's 4:45 on a Friday when a huge job comes across your desk. It's due on Monday morning. You turn to your coworker and proclaim, "This sucks like a bag of Richards!".

by Dixxxie Wrect August 30, 2005

walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

Tunnel Cunted Whore Bag

VERY loose women, easy, slut.

Usually used by women about other women
( Behind their back's Naturally! )

Betty: I reckon that bitch Tammy would take on a football team!

Emma: That's because she's a Tunnel Cunted Whore Bag!

by Bourbydol May 4, 2006

man-activated air bags

a slut bag ho who uses her tits to influence conversations to her benefit.

by Anonymous December 12, 2002

twat waffling whore bag

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot

"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011

drop my hand bag

This term makes reference to having a crap/fart. As ladies hand bags are full of crap and other sh*t.

I need to drop my hand bag. / err who's dropped the hand bag that stinks.

by Cuprakiller August 20, 2017

Douche bag Christmas swagg

noun, the garb worn directly after christmas by people who have recieved copious amounts of clothing, accescories and the like as gifts on christmas. Most often matching to the button in color, brand and pattern, Douche bag Christmas swagg is worn mostly by, but not limited to trailer trash, middle school kids, socially underdeveloped high schoolers and virgins. Spotted normally from December the 26th to about the 4th or 5th of January.

cool guy: So i went to the mall to return some of the stuff from christmas i didnt want and laughed at some cock sucker wearing matching DC shoes, hat, shirt, hoodie and ray ban knock off sunglasses.

other cool guy: yeah, hes rollin like a big shot in his Douche bag Christmas swagg. Most likely a virgin

by briggles December 10, 2010