Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

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Getting brown maced

When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it

Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man

by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025

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Brown Streaming

When you're in a bath full of hot chocolate and need a wee, but carry on drinking it, then weeing lover and over again.

"Hey dude, what are you doing today? I'm staying home and brown streaming"

by Chocolateydude November 27, 2021

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Clown brown

It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but you’re dressed up as a clown ;)

{friend} why are you dressed up and a clown and smell like shit?

{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her

by Clown brown 👁👄👁 December 14, 2019

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Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry, there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress.

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 4, 2024

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