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i like ''jacking off''
by fapping January 3, 2017
Get the jacking offmug. A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jackmug. by LOSERGAYLOSERGAY September 9, 2022
Get the Jackmug. by JackWantschek's admirer January 2, 2022
Get the Jack Wantschekmug. Jacks are very cool, He is smart, funny, awesome, hot, and doesn't give a crap about what other people say to him. If you know a Jack you are one lucky person to be his girlfriend ! :)
Jack is awesome
by Eat food April 8, 2019
Get the Jackmug. 1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
by Sexydimma June 29, 2012
Get the Jack Danielsmug. Party Host : "WHERE WE LANDING?"
Some Dipshit : "I dunno mate probably Kickback Jack's"
Party Host: "FUCK!"
Some Dipshit : "I dunno mate probably Kickback Jack's"
Party Host: "FUCK!"
by Jayspario December 19, 2022
Get the Kickback Jack'smug.