Cum Construct

Alternative word for living being that reproduces heterosexually

Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to cum construct over here.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

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Cum Tape

Alternative, to regular tape (if you can't be arsed, to go out and buy some), and need a place, to hang your partners, picture up, on the wall.

Graham: I love my girl so much, I want to stick her pic, to my mirror, but have no tape. But, all is not lost... I can spread my Cum Tape, on the glass, and stick her up :)

by TailsFox May 11, 2018

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Cum

something my friend thinks is yummy but isn't. Its very sticky by the way.

person 1: Cum is yummy
person 2: No its not...

by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022

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A white glue that sluts like eating and made out of balls hehehehehehe

My cock is sooooooooooooooo hard i can cum in all of these bitches asses
Ohhhhh, Emily is so fucking hot i wanna cum in her mouth

by Horny 12yearold November 22, 2022

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One who delights in slorping down slippery loads of jizz. Although this term carries a negative connotation when applied to macho males, it is considered a positive attribute in women and homosexual men.

I sucked and jacked his heavy cock until his balls exploded a clotted wad of jizz in my mouth---it tasted sour, but I swallowed it anyway. Then he patted my head and murmured, "You're one hell of a cum sucker."

by Doc Velocity November 21, 2019

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