Typewriter Sex

Sex on a bed but you keep almost falling off the side, so you both have to recenter yourself, but keep somehow ending up back at the edge of the bed.

"Just had typewriter sex with Cal last night, was kind of annoying even though his bed was a king size."

by MsRibb February 19, 2022

sex tax

Turkey's sex tax was created in March of 1997. It was the most expensive tax, in all of Turkey's history. The couple would have to pay over 600 Turkish lira for every minute of sex. The tax would fluctuate, and in 2002 it reached 1300 Turkish lira per minute. A government official would always have to be present at the sex site, and any undocumented sex would be charged 3 times the original price. If a pregnancy was detected, but there was clearly no documented sex in the past year. the male and female would be thrown into a jail cell and would be forced to have sex 24/7, also allowing spectators to view it through 1-way windows. The birth of the child would be done in the jail cell, and through a special communication box, the man would be given a pair of scissors to cut the umbilical cord, they would have to hand the baby over to the officials. Once the baby was handed over, doctors would work on it. Of course, during the jail time, everything that the couple owned would be confiscated, and their house stripped of all their personal belongings. The people were always followed by a government official, and the people we not allowed to wear any clothing until they found a stable job, to earn the money to pay the x3 fine. Also, anyone on the street was allowed to force them, to start having sex, right then and there, on the street, and if he wanted to, stick his finger in the female's vagina, and wiggle, or grab and squish and tug on the penis.

Female: I ain't paying that sex tax!
Male: Well, if we don't, we'll have to stay in a jail cell, and then people will be able to go around, stick their fingers up your vagina, and even tug on my penis.

by Nikooties May 8, 2019

Sex salmon

A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.

Hey, you know that kid named Brad? I heard from Britney that he is a total sex salmon.

by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016

sunday sex

Fully clothed sex with intense kissing and dry humping but NO touching because it's the Lords day.

I wanted to do the deed but it was Sunday so we had Sunday sex.

by sundaysexy February 1, 2021

Table sex

A form of female masterbation in which the female goes to the corner of the table and uses the edge to stimulate her vagina. The form is very often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable.

Yumi: Hey Dannie! I just caught Rose having table sex to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay

by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022

sex with bev

Sex with Bev will be your best sex ever. You will never experience such amazingly awesome sex with anyone else. Hot, steamy , passionate and a little bit dirty. Sex with Bev is addictive and you’ll never have enough. You will see stars, you will cry for god, you will be euphoric.

I had sex with Bev last night and I’ve not yet come down to Earth.

by Belmarie June 4, 2020

Fugitive Sex

Two people with felony warrants having sex while running from the law.

Want to some fugitive sex?

by sugarlips6988 May 15, 2019