Penis

Something a woman has

My mom has a penis

by PeepeepoopooMan69 October 19, 2022

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

penis

a nice beverage on a hot summer day

are you thirsty?

yup
got a penis for you
thanks man

by w h or enjsmna June 30, 2021

penis

penis

penis

by penishaver122 November 15, 2022

Penis

Something you stick up a pusssy.

Let me stick my penis in you.

by Fuckhardfuckwell December 19, 2017

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.

Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial

by feme123 November 16, 2017