a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...
Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
Get the Bluebeard the Butt Pirate mug.The clenching of the sphincter ani externus both voluntarily and in-voluntarily during sexual intercourse. Not to be mistaken with the clenching of the vagina.
by Brown Master P February 14, 2012
Get the Butt-hole Grip mug.a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper
by ckkiller22 March 4, 2011
Get the muddy butt skipper mug.A bald man who's big ass hits e-stops and doesn't know it. Also a bald man who is uncircumcised and also called a aardvark for short. Walks on his tippy toes and swings his arms like a baboon.
by Mighty of all mighty April 7, 2015
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Often used as, but not limited to, a term of endearment from step-fathers toward their unwanted step-children.
Often used as, but not limited to, a term of endearment from step-fathers toward their unwanted step-children.
by Mister Knut October 16, 2012
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by Kilgoretrout321 March 23, 2017
Get the How's your butt? mug.A greasy redneck sexual activity, where one wears long tube socks, a wife-beater shirt and 'whoops and hollers' for the duration of the copulation. Usually involves unnatural thrusting, and posturing that invokes humiliation.
by Sonny China April 20, 2006
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