pooty fart

adj; used to describe frustrated

Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!

by wove muffin November 25, 2010

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef

man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night

by cum gutter June 14, 2018

Fat Elmo Farts

the F.E.F for short these noxious fumes will go down into your butt infecting you too. making you fart those fumes like the Apocalypse but smellier

the Fat Elmo Farts will make you a undead farting zombie
status: Extremely bad for your mental health

by The High Flatulence February 10, 2022

fart

that one word every kid under the age of 7 thinks is hilarious

you farted HAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

by ihaveurbandictionary1 March 2, 2021

Sculpting the fart

A commonly used term in software development.
Origin: Hungary ("fingreszelés")

Used when the feature was already shipped months or years ago, but the customer still wants recurring adjustments on tiny details.
Sculpting the fart doesn't add significant usability to the product. These changes only satisfies the business owners or end users to survive their boring workdays between two coffee breaks.

Synonym of sculpting the fart: "Just a few minor changes".

- Hey Jack, could you change the text on these buttons and decrease the font size of the footer links, please?
- Oh come on, sculpting the fart again? It will be done after this meeting.

by Shamandalie April 24, 2023

carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023