Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.

Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!

by Tvvat March 29, 2022

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Monkey

A god that stupid children believe in to be popular

Me with my friends: How to return to Monkey

by Pandaz4Life April 28, 2021

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Monkey Man

This is a person who talks to little girls. They also hang out with them. He is also a loser

Monkey man is little rapist.

by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 4, 2021

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lizard monkey

A lizard monkey is a person who is annoying or needs to take a walk

"Tom is a lizard monkey, he's always frolicking about and i strongly dislike him"

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Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.

"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

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Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.

Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012

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