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Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021
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Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.
Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
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Monkey tail

The sexual act of deficateing your partners mouth and then receiving oral sex giving the male appendage the look of the classic chocolate covered banana treat the monkey tail
Yo I pooped in this chick's mouth and she gave me a monkey tail
by Monkeytail545454 June 27, 2022
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share monkey

Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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cool monkey

A saying for describing someone really cool
Ex. Dude your one cool monkey low key would suck your dick
by Cristian Grey May 2, 2018
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Monkey

A phrase that refers to a darkly colored person, usually offensive
White person: HEY YOU MONKEY
Dark Person: Ooo Ooo Aaa Aaa
by SomeDarkHumorDude April 24, 2023
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destroying that monkey

Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum
“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”

“We’re taking you to therapy
by jaihr August 10, 2023
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