A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021
Get the Kentucky Monkeymug. Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
Get the Flesh Monkeymug. The sexual act of deficateing your partners mouth and then receiving oral sex giving the male appendage the look of the classic chocolate covered banana treat the monkey tail
by Monkeytail545454 June 27, 2022
Get the Monkey tailmug. Share Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
Get the share monkeymug. by Cristian Grey May 2, 2018
Get the cool monkeymug. by SomeDarkHumorDude April 24, 2023
Get the Monkeymug. by jaihr August 10, 2023
Get the destroying that monkeymug.