Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

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Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs

Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.

by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019

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I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.

Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"

by Sea Bunny taped to a keyboard April 30, 2025

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friend

his the most fucking annoying person but your friend :)

a good person to you like a friend

by I fucked your moms pussy October 27, 2020

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repetition of the word "friends"

Usually used when one is masking a crush they have on their friend. Though the word is platonic, it will instantly be romantic when repeated. The person saying this are not trying to convince someone else they’re friends, they are trying to convince themselves that they don’t like someone.

Person A: “I thought we were friends?”

Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”

Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“

Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”

Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“

by Jay_____________ October 23, 2022

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