one-eyed sword swallower

Vaaaaaaaaaaaagina!

Her one-eyed sword swallower is popular amongst the offensive line of the football team.

by Nickel1987 June 25, 2014

Keep the Flour one hundred

When you need to be blunt and honest.

Hey man, can I talk to you?

Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.

by Pop-pop cooks on the hook April 24, 2021

all eggs in one basket

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.

Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.

by sarcasmsfinestmember January 18, 2015

Pass me a black one

Basically a girl asking for a black person's dick when having sex.

"hey jake, can you pass me a black one?

by jahbhbasd October 30, 2017

Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

by D4rkManX August 3, 2017

One-stop gasm spot

n. : a picture in which a person, usually male, masturbates to wishing he/she and the object or person in the picture were physically have sex

Billy used Cat's picture as a one-stop gasm spot.

When Cat discovered that her profile picture had been used as a one-stop gasm spot, hell was let loose.

by C0NT0RTI0NIST December 10, 2009

take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

by xxxdiesel May 25, 2014