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Shrimp Mom

An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.
Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.
by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021
mugGet the Shrimp Mommug.

mom steak

I am tired of dealing with these broke chicks, so I finay got myself a mom steak.
by Mikadocious March 20, 2019
mugGet the mom steakmug.

Eddy's Mom

A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.
Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.
by Bock Choy November 21, 2018
mugGet the Eddy's Mommug.

Your mom

by Songxaydlover July 18, 2022
mugGet the Your mommug.

your mom

people say this because they think they are swag
by i hope i am not dead July 6, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

mom’s lasagne

The most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is orgasm inducing. When something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. You know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.
Two friends are talking over the phone:
Bridgetto: Yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
Anastasio: Oh no spaghettio... I wish I could have made it. That sounds euphoric.
by Ffeffofoe June 1, 2018
mugGet the mom’s lasagnemug.

mom

Someone who takes care of you and loves you from when you were little. They don’t have to be a woman, or the person who gave birth to you. Ex: if you have gay parents, like me, never say you don’t have a mother because he’s right there. If you’re mom couldn’t take care of you and your aunt had to instead, there’s your mom! If your an orphan, your caretaker, the list goes on!
My mom is pretty good and cooking and biking.
by kihroudy December 28, 2020
mugGet the mommug.

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