rail a whale

when you fuck a fat chick in the ass.

Do you know what its like to rail a whale

by P/L December 24, 2007

Whale Fail

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.

Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.

by alunajoy October 1, 2010

Whale Sound

The act of blowing into a beer bottle to create a sound like a whale to lure fat people away from you.

Dude, I had to use a whale sound to get Anthony and his fat girlfriend out of the house so I didn't have to hear them having sex.

by SirMasonJar October 22, 2010

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Whale pussy

When a fat women’s pussy is like a whale’s, fat and wide,

Dude she’s so fat she has a whale pussy

by TheRealTHCdaddyO December 7, 2018

Whale Hug

A hug in which both huggers place their own palms together and then one hugger "dives" with their palms through the other's arm circle. The two huggers' fingertips touch to the others' bellies before their palms part and they have the best hug ever. With careful planning, more than 2 huggers can be accomodated.

Laurel approached Mrs. Abrams' 6th period and was welcomed by her friends with heartfelt whale hugs.

by LRLKalamazoo June 6, 2013

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.

WHALE MOUNTING

by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009