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TOYS MD

T.O.Y.S.M.D. is an acronym thats losers get on their personalized license plates for their shit box's.

They want people who read it to think they're toy repairman or a Mechanic. Toys are referred to as a cool car, motorcycles, boats etc amongst adult losers.

Stands for: Thinking Of You Sucking My Dick.... TOYSMD.
TOYS MD means that I am a shallow ugly loser and want to feel like I'm superior everyone. I got TOYSMD on my plates so when I cut someone off they see it and I think it. Think of you sucking my dick.
by anonymous January 29, 2025
mugGet the TOYS MDmug.

Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.
So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.
by oneboredguard January 8, 2012
mugGet the Poor boys toymug.

Fool toy

A word to describe someone who always keeps talking about the same person and probably won't leave them alone (whether it's love obsession or hate obsession)
Jess won't stop talking about Andy, she's a fool toy!
by Hawing June 3, 2020
mugGet the Fool toymug.

Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain
The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound
by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023
mugGet the Giant collapsing toy timemug.

time toy

Being someone's toy for a certain amount of time
Ashley was just Andrew's time toy
by The Side Chick December 27, 2016
mugGet the time toymug.

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
by Poison puppy July 3, 2017
mugGet the toys in the top drawermug.

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