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Tig Ol Bitties

by Cjizzle my nizzle July 11, 2019
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big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.
Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.
by t i n o December 11, 2017
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ol thirsty ass

An incredibly horny individual. Asks for nudes at any chance they get and tries un naturally hard to " pull bitches"
by Bbxchick July 14, 2017
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Tig ol bittes

Look at them tig ol bittes
by Chaoticfoolzz February 10, 2020
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1qaz2wsx3edc4rfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.0pp

When you are so borded you decide to declare war on Austrailia
Jhon was so 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.0pp that he commited sevearal war crimes on emus
by a;ljfej FJ'J'oj jhonson May 14, 2023
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The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
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