Christmas Puppy

A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.

"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"

or

"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"

by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015

Stinky Puppy

When you and your girl are doing doggy style and you both fart

Me and my girlfriend pulled a stinky puppy while we had sex

by vjgjhb November 2, 2017

Silly Puppy

Someone who does something silly, like a puppy, who has no experience or thought into what he or she is doing.

Man, you are such a silly puppy... Didn't you know that a quarterback is not a refund?

by Spiffyandy March 14, 2009

puppy guppy

sum 1 who is special to you

he’s my puppy guppy

by olivia.lakree December 3, 2020

Puppy Mouth

The foaming, gargling, about to vomit from the sight or sound of someone else vomiting.

You're going to give me puppy mouth if you vomit.

by The Chaster March 21, 2019

Prison Puppy

A prison puppy is a child that is birthed while the mother is incarcerated.

Jerry: "Shawty, your kid is mad annoying."
Dave: "Yeah girl, get your prison puppy under control."

by prisonpuppy101 February 6, 2023

Slutt puppy

A man who's becoming a boss at pulling bitches,yet hasn't quite masterd it yet...when mastering this skill hell be considered a DOG.

" last night I slept with one of the slutt puppies at the fraternity house!"

Slutt puppy

by Gangsta wayz October 29, 2017