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Milk Stoned

Consuming enough breast milk endocannabinoids to get sleepy (applies to infants, but we don't judge)
DAMN! Boo those titties are FIRE! They got me MILK STONED!!
by Sir Nut Musk March 7, 2023
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Milk-fuzz

The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.
"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."
by Slimjim8matt March 13, 2008
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pussy milk

A type of milk that comes out of a woman's genitals at the climax and a lubricant for the cock when a woman is fucked.
My! That cock is so slippery in my pussy, it's dripping my pussy milk!
by Master King Legend January 26, 2022
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Dumpy Milk

A dumb name for a Kobold character who is obsessed with moss
Dumpy Milk is an artificer, whose purpose is to be useless and enjoy moss.
by Katsuya Esper February 19, 2022
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Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.
Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
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Milk Abuse

Milk Abuse - A great kid
by Rarebatae April 3, 2019
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Milk jets

When a woman does not pump or feed a baby her Brest will shoot Milk Jets from her nipples when she removed her bra.

When a lactating woman takes a hot shower her breaths will shoot Milk jets "a stream of milk" from the nipples
Your mom shot Milk Jets all over the bathroom this morning
by milk jet king January 11, 2015
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