florida gators

A second class college program. Usually sits in the shadow of THE FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY.

Fuck the Florida Gators! why are they such bitches?

florida gators by JEB BUSH September 4, 2003

Florida 

A wondeful state that has the most terrible education system (Everyone is utterly stupid, if they aren't well they've kept their sanity) in the entire nation, too many old and ignorant people= Car Crashes. As well as the people here just aren't very nice to each other.

Sadly, I have to stay in this shi*hole for the next four years of my life.

Florida by ????? February 8, 2004

florida Scramble

A hot lunch dropped from and 75 year old woman with a crusty box at 6 am that remarkably resembles scrambled eggs

Edna gave me the Florida scramble with a side order of fromunda cheese.

florida Scramble by butt slug July 27, 2004

Florida Alpha 

Phi Kappa Psi's chapter at Florida State University.

I would do absolutely anything (including another woman) to date a gentleman of Phi Psi's Florida Alpha chapter!

Florida Alpha by Russ January 18, 2004

florida 

The Gun shine state (The crackers got a law called 10-20 life, the streets got a law called ride wit yo fie)

"You betta ride wit yo fie, or stay yo ass home why? cuz you in a muthafucken choppa zone" Florida is a certified Choppa zone

A street bitch so the street law i live by, in these streets nigga only the smart survive!!!!!!!

florida by Ms Crystal Way August 20, 2006

Florida High-five 

A high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. It is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because Florida is America's Wang. This is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.

(Person X applies baby powder to scrotum with right hand while Person Y is in the bathroom. Person Y exits bathroom.)

Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).

Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).

(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)

Florida High-five by Frank the Fourth July 10, 2010

florida foursome 

When you get a women eat her pussy while someone is fucking you in the ass and some one is fucking them in the ass while someone else is fucking them in the ass while the women is sucking your dick. And when they cum they countinue until they are dried out.

bro i heard that you brian,gaberal, and jesica had a florida foursome. Is that true

Yeah we did it all day and night. It was amazing we didnt stop until 4:30 in the morning

Your lucky man next time can i join

If your up for it

Nice

florida foursome by adam young June 22, 2014