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Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.
My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.
by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019
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Chili’s Lava Cake

I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.
by Urboipickle April 29, 2022
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Tuscaloosa Chili Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and she pukes in her hands, then puts that puke in her pocket, and finishes the job without the guy ever noticing.
Dude I woke up with vomit all over my dick, she must have ate a Tuscaloosa chili dog last night.
by T-Town1234 May 15, 2023
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rose chili pepper

When you go in to smell something and you think it's going to be nice, but to your surprise it stings your nose a little bit.
Hairdresser 1: Would you prefer brown or brunette hair color?
Sorority Girl: Well Becca told me brown is like bad for your skull
Sam: This is narrative this is what people live for this is development no one wants to read.
Damn that's a rose chili pepper
by iwillsitonyourfacebitch May 10, 2016
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Denver chili bowl

An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.
by Magnus Corelian February 12, 2007
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hi welcome to chilis

An iconic vine that is quoted a lot.
by wwwoowww May 9, 2018
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chili ring supreme

When your given it to her in the chili ring and then you pull out and blow your load right in her dirty butt hole.
I gave her a chili ring supreme last night. Hell ya.
by Bucknasty4310 March 5, 2009
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