Carson

Someone who is annoying, has no friends and easily offended.

Stop annoying me, ur such a fucking Carson.

by skibiditoiletenjoyer69 July 25, 2024

Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

by Greasylord November 12, 2018

dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

by dagnel June 12, 2024

Carson

A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.

Oh look it’s a Carson he likes taking pre up his ass

by Four big guys May 11, 2022

Carson Remmers

Easily the biggest jerk. Thinks that he is all that but is not. only picks on kids smaller than him other than his best friend who is bigger than him.

Carson Remmers is an L

by elitebirdcrap March 20, 2023

Carson morford

A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends

Man quit being a Carson morford

by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025

carson wu

carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)

carson: YESSSSSSSSSS
12:58
*hugs ██████*
12:59
question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)

by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022