Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.

Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.

by scamper May 28, 2020

chloye wife

A Chloye Wife is someone who you are madly in love with and you can't take your eyes off them.

My oh my look at that Chloye Wife

by Anon.. Lol May 14, 2021

taehyungs wife

me. I am his wife

Dumb bitch: omg do u know who taehyung is
Me: obviously bitch i am his wife
(taehyungs wife)

by opparoillondon April 13, 2021

backup wife

A backup wife is a wife picked out by a current husband and wife couple for when the current wife dies.

It’s so sad Jane passed away at 40, but at least she had already picked Sue out as a backup wife for John and the kids.

by EuniceFrasierr June 30, 2020

stex-wife

Soon-Tobe-EX Wife = Stex = Stex-Wife. It is deplorable that the English language has a well trodden word for “Soon-to-Wife i.e. Fiancé, but no word to describe the opposite i.e. Soon-Tobe-EX wife, or STEX-wife or simple Stex. It’s not the same as separated. “Stex” describes the period after separation, and prior to actual divorce.

“My Stex-Wife and I have argued about everything except the important stuff like money and child- and puppy-custody.”
“No - I cant see you tomorrow; my stex is dropping off the kids at my place.”

by Adanny100 February 26, 2023

Wife Beater

The term often given to the Belgian Lager Stella Artois. This is often drank by skinny white men who wear white ribbed vest and enjoy beating their wives.

Wetherspoons bar staff: Hello sir, what can I get you?
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.

by Lime March 4, 2019

Squad Wife

Girlfriend of a squad member who attempts to boss around the squad like a wife.

Yo man Jennie being a squad Wife.

by munch! munch! October 9, 2015