miles behind

If you don't know you'r already miles behind

"Your not exactly streets behind your more miles behind"

by Barfing January 20, 2015

two miles an hour

how fast ludacris drives so that everyone can see his down ass ride.

Damn, nigga, with a ride like that,, you gotsta drive two miles an hour!

by Pope January 18, 2005

mile high club

There's no official club of that name, it's just an expression, meaning sex aboard an aircraft in flight. It happens on nearly all flights, mostly with the hottest air hostesses.

There was a really hot air hostess on my flight here. The others around us appeared to be asleep, or at least lost in their thoughts, so she pulled down her nickers, wrapped my blanket around her hips, climbed on my lap, and together we joined the mile high club.

by peridos June 21, 2010

mile high club

Having sex while flying on the wings of a pterodactyl.

While flying to New Orleans on a pterodactyl's wings I screwed a random lady, while in action a boy yelled, "mommy why is your butt in my face." His mom replied,"Billy give me a second, I'm joining the mile high club."

by Cedric James January 17, 2008

50 mile rule

a rule stating that if you are more than 50 miles away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void. Similar to out of sight out of mind.

Sally said she was enacting the 50 mile rule when she went home with random far away bar guy.

by inspire_d March 12, 2004

joseph wesley miles

A man who loves his woman completely. Her name happens to me Marjorie. He Will marry Marjorie.

Hey is That Joseph Wesley Miles??

Yea he kinda loves Marjorie.

by Kingohj November 4, 2013

Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

by D Flawless December 23, 2019