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Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.
Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.
by armchair_hero April 23, 2019
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whopper dong

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow
by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017
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fuck dong

1) NOUN -A person who's personality or behavior resembles that of a curved erect penis.

2) NOUN -Someone who acts like a chode or douchebag, usually to compensate for their inability to become completely straight during erections.
Chase was such a fuck dong last night. It was like having sex with a vacuum cleaner handle.
by Moist Water February 14, 2017
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Bionic Dong

A reference to Swagatron 3000, bionic dong can be used to describe people who say things which are inane or of little intelligence. Bionic dong is quite versatile in meaning and usage.
A: DurbanpoisonXskunk said that you're a junkie.
B: A junkie? I don't even use drugs!
A: I guess I shouldn't listen to that bionic dong.

"Bionic Dong" can be used differently when combined with other phrases:
A: Jimmy and Joe are having a party tonight.
B: That'll be a bionic sausage fest.
by Hitmancool December 18, 2011
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dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.
I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.
by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016
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Dong Whiskers

"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"
by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017
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rad dong

A broad euphemism for sexual intercourse.

First usage of "Rad Dong" as a verb is generally traced back to the novel Hardcase McDougal and the Huge Fucking Mystery by author Keith Blackwater, though it may be argued that dongs have been rad prior to the writing of that book.
Byron: "Want to come over and talk about feelings?"
James: "Maybe later. I was fixin' to go rad dong that homeless girl in the alley across the street."
Byron: "Cool beans. Rad dong the shit out of her, brah."
by dontsmokecrackwinkwink January 28, 2015
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