fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.

Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."

by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016

Poopkin Pie

The smell that results after someone takes a stinky dump and then afterwards sprays any autumn scented spray that consists of hazel and pumpkin spice to try and mask the odor. *May occur more in some months than others.

Friend 1: Bro last night Jenny baked a hot steamy poopkin pie yesterday. Smell filled the entire house.

Friend 2: Aww man gross

by Lil pimpchop April 3, 2019

Pie Scum

Urban hipsters with worthless vanity businesses like combination videography/gourmet bakery stores in "edgy" former industrial neighborhoods.

That Pie Scum keeps moving into these neighborhoods and displacing legitimate businesses with cupcake stores.

by Death Squad April 19, 2015

Coot pie

A vagina

"Oh yea you like that coot pie bitch"
"You like it you little coot pie"
"I like your young coot pie"

by Itssydneybitch February 27, 2019

Whoopee Pie

Oreo on major steroids.

Dude : Hey bro, do you like whoopee pies?
Bro : Dude! I love whoopee pies! Theyre freakin' amazing!

by IReallyLovePie March 3, 2012

Pie Zone

When there are more women than men(80% women) at a party or a get together.

Natasha: "This is a pie zone over here! Where are the men?"

by Vinceking March 9, 2010