Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).

My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.

by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010

portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.

John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet

by omfg1337 September 24, 2008

Plumbers breakfast

Worker that likes to receive pipe for breakfast

Look at him taking his plumbers breakfast

by alucarx September 18, 2016

berlin breakfast

a line of speed. As in amphetamine

after a long night of partying, jane really enjoyed her berlin breakfast.

by davebakerbake April 16, 2017

Aussie breakfast

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.

Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.

by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019

brown breakfast

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014

Summer Breakfast

In the summer, when you wake up from 10-11 a.m. go eat breakfast with a group of two or more at noon, then et lunch at 4 p.m.

(Simon and Julian wake up at 11a.m. on July 8th)
Simon: Dude, I'm starved
Julian: Same, let's bike to dunkin donuts
Simon: Dude let's go later I wanna watch tv
Julian: Summer breakfast
Sent from my iPod

by sdangelstein February 24, 2010