Bed knight

A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.

A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.

by Canela 61 August 12, 2022

bed carting

The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.

"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."

by Summer Green June 24, 2008

Bed Yam

A person who sits in bed and watches television or plays on the computer too much.

George would rather sit in bed and watch movies ( be a Bed Yam) than go out with his friends.

by sally44567 January 1, 2012

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

hotel bed

Hotel bed is a bed you can enjoy fucking (hard) in. No other reason for having one than that reason alone.

Dude my hotel bed broke from fucking so hard last night.

by Kinkybitch101 March 27, 2015

geef bed

a completely sexed out bed, usually found at parties and/or in alleys.

you got a geef bed bro!

by pickle ricky November 11, 2018

Bed Jelly

A substance that’s in your bed

I walked in on my mom cleaning up some bed jelly

by Bed Jelly March 3, 2019