Flousenigger Shopping

To go shopping with a black companion after getting mad from a game.

"Hey Shaquiel, wanna go flousenigger shopping?"
"Yeah, sure, what store?"
"K Mart?"
"Okay"

by Kapple February 6, 2014

couch shopping

When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.

Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.

by BBDinOC April 6, 2017

chocolate shop

Dirty Anal Sex is a trip to the Chocolate Shop!

Dude I took a trip to the Chocolate Shop last night! Totally had to shower after that shit.

by Big Brother you never wanted June 18, 2014

Shopping For Teacups

Searching for someone that you can Teabag...

Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!

by Teabag Master March 5, 2013

Joecery Shopping

Vegan E-biker for, grocery shopping at Trader Joe's.

I'm going Joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 16, 2022

Faux-Shopping

The activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.

''Hey Pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of Katie Prices current autobiography?!?!''

''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''

by Bailey Thomas March 31, 2010

Click Shopping

Essentially the same as “Window Shopping”, but you’re adding things to cart you want buy but never actually check out. Ultimately these items end up in a Save for Later List and forget you ever even wanted it in the first place.

Me: why do you keep so many things in the cart on on Amazon.

Friend: oh did you see that? I just be Click Shopping

by zanderC29 March 31, 2022