Phantom ring

The sensation of wearing a ring, felt between your fingers, except...you're no longer wearing the ring!

(Reaches down to twist ring nervously. Realizes it isn't there...)

"I just felt phantom ring."

by Marshmallowson November 22, 2017

Evan Ring

Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.

Dam we are looking like an Evan Ring, that's gay!!!

by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017

Ring Burster

A Northern term for a homosexual.

Haway Gary man ya ring burster, hurry the fuck up.

by Flashback2006 February 2, 2023

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

by Arashiin October 9, 2011

glazed ring

A pussy which is full of oil.

Man, I fucked a glazed ring last night.

by Chester 101 June 13, 2019

Elden Ring

Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!

Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!

by Miyazaki The God of Soulsborne June 10, 2021

belly ring

A stupid name trendies call a navel piercing. The actual jewelery put in navel piercings is a curved barbell, although sometimes cbrs are used. This name annoys the hell out of anyone who is seriously involved in piercing.

"Eeeeek! I totally got a belly ring on Friday bcuz Britney Spears does! She is totally kewl!

by Shinku March 27, 2004