happy fakeface

Happy fakeface is what customer service associates put on to give the impression they love their jobs and everything is right in the world.

Here comes a customer. Have to put my happy fakeface on.

by Artfartwart December 3, 2009

non-happy

n. The phrase when you're too unhappy to say unhappy properly

"What's the antonym of 'happy'?"
"Non-happy"

by TT-TT November 21, 2021

link happy

When you are surfing the web and you keep clicking on links bouncing from page to page to page or using a search engine to find something else you stumbled upon. You eventually wind up far from where you started.

I was reading a story about Obama and somehow ended up on a page about circus clowns because I was link happy.

by crys41 March 11, 2008

Happy Pill

Someone who makes a certain person happy when they're around or when talking to them.

She's been my happy pill since I met her.

You know, thanks for being my happy pill all these times.

by anonymous April 11, 2022

Happy Tieg

Once Tieg has stock piled all his food and has gotten at least 12 hours of sleep he becomes Happy Tieg.

Dang, Tieg you seem to be a Happy Tieg today.

by Vanderslar May 14, 2020

happy fanny

a girl who loves cock

betty loved a lot of cocks, she was a happy fanny

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

happy-slide

When you're walking along the street or in the park you all of a sudden experience a friction free moment of travel. This effortless passage of gliding motion (for 1 second max) brings joy to the recipient untill they realise they have stepped on a dog poo.

walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, wooohooo! oh bother, I've just done a happy-slide.

by Used ink August 30, 2010