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No matter what happens

See? That's how you know it ISN'T that. Because if the thing that happens is "Not fucking the retard instead of me" then there is no hated going anywhere. In that case everything is as it should be.
Hym "And what you're doing is saying 'Well, yeah that one thing IS happening but, hey, he tied his own fucking shoes! Right? So he just can't win!' And that is not even a partially accurate assessment what what is going on here. There is A LOT both of them could have done there to keep themselves beneath contempt. Invading my privacy and fucking a retard instead of me are not great ways to get me to not hate you. I don't think that is unreasonable. So it's not 'no matter what happens.' It's if THIS SPECIFIC THING happens then yes I'm done with you."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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What in the Kerikeri

Mainly from New Zealand.
This phrase has not been in common use for decades.
Something that is outdated or no longer relevant.
When you are dumbfounded by someone’s actions.
“Wow! Yeah, honest injun…”
What? What does that mean?
Does a Google search. Urban dictionary finishes definition with “ This phrase has not been in common use for decades”
Then you respond with “What in the Kerikeri!”

Your mate turns up with a side pony tail.
You see it and exclaim… “What in the Kerikeri are you wearing!”

Your friend does something very out of character or an outdated trend. You see it and respond with “What in the Kerikeri are you up to’”
by Bob Keri June 4, 2023
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what up boyzzzz

AYYYYY WHAT UP BOYZZZZ!
by Whattupmynamebob March 4, 2021
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You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.
You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by RetroWave January 17, 2023
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What the fever

What the fever is the P.C. way of saying What the fuck ever.
Classically, WTF translates to What the Fuck. Toss the ever on the end, and you've got WTFever. Break it down now, What the fever. P.C.
Sue: Hey Betty, if you eat that entire pint of ice cream you're gonna gain five lbs.
Betty: What the fever, this is delicious.

Jon: You want another shot, man?
Bob: what the fever. I'm down.
by isuzyou April 11, 2011
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What's A Namer

The thing that some people say when the are trying to remember something when they are talking. (Kind of like how some people say Uh after every sentence.)
Teacher: Remind me to get the what's a namer.
Student1: You mean the Homework?
Teacher: Yes.
Student2: YOU FOOL!
by ZriseTheSonicgamer November 2, 2022
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