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CUM

When you trow from your dick a white sticky substance. This substance taste like bad fish and will be kinda hot if trown in a pussy. Its also what your uncle puts inside your mother.
Kid: Hi mom, I just came and you will have to clean my cum
Mom: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
by 🤨Why so sussy?🤨 May 9, 2022
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Cum Trail

The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.

I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
by Sparsse May 28, 2021
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Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
by Stoney69 March 1, 2019
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Bubble cum

When two or more partners engage in intercourse, one of them is made to cum on a piece of chewed gum, and someone has to take the piece of chewed gum with cum on it and blow a giant bubble
Me and my girlfriend fuck so much, she even tried my bubble cum, it was so hot.
by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024
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CUM

THE WHITE CREAMY STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF A MANS DICK THAT WOMEN SAY THAT ITS SO DAMN DELICIOUS AND WANT IT ALL IN THERE FACE AND IN THERE PUSSY
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024
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Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.
1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.
by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021
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