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white people bullshit

shit basic white people do

for example: Tubing, paying for dog clothing, swimming with sharks, the city of Seattle, gluten free food, white dreadlocks, Burning Man, and PTA meetings
Karen: I baked some nice gluten-free lemon squares with extra quinoa for the PTA meeting

Jadal: Cut out yo' white people bullshit
by whitepeoplebull December 8, 2017
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kansas white knuckler

when a chick is jerking you off and you shoot a load all over her knuckles
"man i shot the coolest kansas white knuckler the other day"
by 50187 July 28, 2006
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red, white and blue

The experience of being sad (blue) after sex, with an exchange of blood (red) and semen (white).
Red, white and blue occurred when the girl was depressed after having intercourse.
by Maria4 November 8, 2006
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White people music

Music for white people, by white people. Generally two categories, heavy metal scremo (popular in Nordic countries and among white angsty males, usually drug users) and folk. "Folk" or indie fold is the quintessential white people music with mass appeal across the white populations. Generally Mumford and sons is the popular folk band. Key being all the songs sound the same. Red hot chili peppers share the same lack of creativity.

Some white people, namely hipsters and yuppies like to fancy themselves as individuals and unique, for these naive few underground bands such as fleet foxes and califone are the choice. Also any shitty obscure bands are game. Bands such as califone are very pretentious, yours consisting of only house concerts-at which all attendees are aging hipsters, driveways filled with prius', the house loaded with Chardonnay and cats-these guys are so pretentious.
Tyrone: aww nig! Turn the white people music shit off.

Dillon: no Tyrone, josh groban has the voice of an angel.

D-quan: white people music finna burnin ma ears off.

James: hey Dillon! Turn on some At the drive in

Tooweloo: Awww nig!
by Nignag22 January 6, 2014
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White Chocolate Thunder

When a typical summer storm goes abnormally astray and pours chocolate when it thunders.
Willy Wonka and the White Chocolate Factory (Racist Bitch)
Dayum girl, I've never seen a girl dance like you. You're like White Chocolate Thunder
by Websterxxxx March 3, 2009
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white tie affair

hooking up with a male or female at a wedding, typically a bridesmaid, or groomsman,especially when your already have a boyfriend/girlfriend
Matt: Ernesto did you hook up with brianna, one of the bridesmaids?
Ernesto: Hells yeah !
Matt: you dog! quit having white tie affairs or else you're eventually gonna get caught
by pb player August 16, 2008
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BW (Beyond White)

The guy who just don't know nothing 'bout anything urban.
23 year old white kid just outta college never left chappaqu, NY before.
by Matt October 26, 2004
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