Cheesing

When someone is kidding/messing with you.

Are you Cheesing me right now?!

by Bellabooismypet November 15, 2016

Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

by Dong knots July 16, 2015

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

huffing cheese

Someone that constantly smells or sniffs cheese

That girl over there is always huffing cheese

by CheeseHuffer February 24, 2024

Floppin the cheese around

This is a girl who sends it with anyone she pleases like it is her day job making a saucy but pungent discharge existent

Oh my good dear Betty Lou is so wreckless floppin the cheese around at the firehouse

by Squirter13 May 11, 2021

Biggie cheese

Biggie cheese is a REALY big rat with a golden cheese necklace och a microphone. He is SO fucking big that when he is going to the movies he sits on everybody's seat. He is also the GREATEST rapper of al time with banger hits like Mr bomastick and I love cheese. R.I.P Biggie cheese.

Biggie cheese is a REALY big rat with a golden cheese necklace och a microphone. He is SO fucking big that when he is going to the movies he sits on everybody's seat. He is also the GREATEST rapper of al time with banger hits like Mr bomastick and I love cheese. R.I.P Biggie cheese.

by GucciCat1337 October 18, 2023