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jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky
Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.
by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023
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Fart

Anderson’s mom farted on his face when he was a little kid now his eyes are always twitching
by Spiri February 7, 2019
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Fart

Kate's fart smelt bad.
by ellamac11 February 9, 2019
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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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Old fart

You
Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart
by #pandalover September 30, 2020
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T-fart

A T-shirt with a hidden message of unloving indifference, usually wore by a fashion victim whore. Usually the belly is shown.
"See you never, my mean clever", was your t-fart after we painfully broke up. I just wanted to die. But the t-fart was so awful that I also wanted to laugh out loud.
by Hanssingqueen August 8, 2022
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Womb Fart

An insult a mother or father can use to call their child a mistake
damit jerry you never do the dishes and you sit on your ass all day you Womb Fart
by bobbybigbalIs July 6, 2021
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