Butt Funk Express

When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.

"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 3, 2019

butt square naked

Totally and completely without clothing or covering. As naked as one can be.

Q: "You gonna get naked?"
A: "Man, I'm gonna get butt square naked."

by atomicdog327 April 9, 2009

Butt-Touch Magnet

A person who attracts more than two accidental butt-touches per month.

Sha-nay-nay: Some stranger just touched my butt again!

Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!

by The Trampettes April 17, 2013

friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent

Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch.

by Officer Wag January 10, 2016

Butt cheek on a stick

Something to call someone when you are mad at them. Kinda like jerk or idiot.

You are a butt cheek on a stick!You never came over!

by Lol Boogie August 22, 2017

Bolivian Butt-Tomahawk

when you put a potato in a footy sock, and you thrust it in a tomahawk motion up someone's ass

I knew Mary was kinky, but I was surprised she let me give her a Bolivian Butt-tomahawk

by brian hunter October 17, 2005

butt naked ho

A female or male that frequently gets butt naked and hos it up on the streets. Natural habitats include college campuses and the suburbs of Chicago. Can be seen wearing pink Northface jackets, sunglasses too big for his or her face, and whining about just about everything. Clueless most of the time, a butt naked ho knows exactly how to complain about things no one else thinks about. His or her favorite things to let other people know about include recent butt naked adventures after long nights at the bars. People listening to him or her suspect these stories are told merely to attract attention to the buttnaked ho.

Julie: ohh, I just don't know what to do
Dan: Stop being such a butt naked ho

by DanD. April 19, 2007