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by Bucked July 14, 2020
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Neat Sex Example: Say thank you after the experience.
Use a towel and fan to make sure sweat or other bodily fluids isn’t scattered.
Oral sex isn’t Neat it’s sloppy.
Calling each other proper names such as gentleman and madam during intercourse and avoid terms such as bish, daddy, or other improper names.
Play classical music during sex if music is desired. Rock, pop, rap and R&B is considered sloppy.
Use a towel and fan to make sure sweat or other bodily fluids isn’t scattered.
Oral sex isn’t Neat it’s sloppy.
Calling each other proper names such as gentleman and madam during intercourse and avoid terms such as bish, daddy, or other improper names.
Play classical music during sex if music is desired. Rock, pop, rap and R&B is considered sloppy.
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I called my girlfriend over to my house because i was really horny
She showed up 10 minutes later and we both went to the bedroom and closed the door
I went to take my pants off when she stopped me and said that she had an idea
She pulled out a pair of handcuffs from behind her back
I grabbed them and handcuffed her hands to the bed
I then tied down her legs and blindfolded her
I ripped off her close and started rubbing her nipples so she let out a small moan
I started teasing her with my dick on her wet pussy
I then started to push my dick into her
First just an inch but i could tell she wanted more so i pushed everything into her
She let out the loudest moan and told me to go harder so i did
I jerked my dick back and forth and side to side
I then hit her g-spot and she cummed all over my dick
I took it out and locked up everything before going for a round 2
She was moaning so loud and was having an orgasm
I didn't stop until she couldn't move
After that she couldn't walk for days
Best handcuffed sex ever
She showed up 10 minutes later and we both went to the bedroom and closed the door
I went to take my pants off when she stopped me and said that she had an idea
She pulled out a pair of handcuffs from behind her back
I grabbed them and handcuffed her hands to the bed
I then tied down her legs and blindfolded her
I ripped off her close and started rubbing her nipples so she let out a small moan
I started teasing her with my dick on her wet pussy
I then started to push my dick into her
First just an inch but i could tell she wanted more so i pushed everything into her
She let out the loudest moan and told me to go harder so i did
I jerked my dick back and forth and side to side
I then hit her g-spot and she cummed all over my dick
I took it out and locked up everything before going for a round 2
She was moaning so loud and was having an orgasm
I didn't stop until she couldn't move
After that she couldn't walk for days
Best handcuffed sex ever
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