Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.

She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.

by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017

Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.

you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.

Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!

by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021

Cum

Salty cream that comes out of your dick.

"I'm about to cummmmmmm- -mmmmmmmmmmm."

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT August 13, 2023

Sylla-Cumming

When a man (or a woman with a strap-on) orgasms and with every thrust s/he screams one syllable for each ejaculation, usually in the missionary position for full impact on the recipient.

You should’ve heard Joe sylla-cumming into Heather last night he was screaming “Oh-My-God-I-Fah-King- Love-You-Aargh!” It was hilarious!

by InsaneFlip415 April 7, 2020

cum in the fluffer

To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.

Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.

by Nicholas D March 3, 2024

Drug cum

Drug cum is made when your partner ejaculates, and you insert drugs (cocaine, meth, etc.) into the cum and swallow the cum.

Luke and Amy were having delicious oral sex with each other. Luke kissed Amy on the vagina and cum started leaking from her. Luke went to his drawer and pulled out a bag of cocaine. He poured it into the cum and drank the drug cum.

by Your mother 6969 August 17, 2024